Monday, December 1, 2008

The Best WTF Film Scripts of All Time

You want teh_pWnage? You've got it.

The below are scans of an actual pitch that was circulated to buyers at a recent film market in India - where leading international film companies came to identify and buy Indian films to produce, market and distribute.

I won't demean the awesomeness of the pitches by dwelling on specific points or highlights. That would be disrespectful - like looking at the Taj Mahal and then dwelling on the merits of a specific dome or column.

I just so badly wish that one of these gets made into a film. That would be the most kvlt thing ever.

Click the images for a larger image - trust me, you don't want to miss a single detail.

[Note - I have deleted the name of the writer, which explains the odd white / black rectangles]


  1. Tell me you made up the part about "actual pitch that was circulated to buyers at a recent film market in India".

    Makes me think that some of the Hindi and Tamil movies that make it to the screen are probably pitched in a similar manner and actually make it through!

  2. Nope. Wish I had that kind of imagination. All true. I even have a hard copy with me.

  3. WTF is that picture on "Feel"?!?

  4. lmao!!! my fav is the romantic comedy thriller science fiction screenplay - the super boy...woohoo!