Monday, January 15, 2007

Desi Brangelinas

Amit Varma's worst fears are coming true.

With the advent of Abhiwarya, the mouth waters at other possibilities (for existing as well as fictitious couples). Here are a few :

Surya and Jyothika - Soothika (non-Tamil speakers, please excuse)

Asin and Vikram - Ashram

Vijay and Trisha - Visha

Anil and Tina Ambani - Antenna

Dhoni and Katrina Kaif - Dhoka

Cyrus Broacha and Celina Jaitley - Cycley

I.M.Vijayan and U.R.Ananthamurthy -V.R.Gay

Sushmita Sen and Cybill Sheppard - Sensible

Okay, I'm all out. Any more suggestions?

Late Additions :

Scarlet Johansson and Batman - Scatman

J-LO and TR - LOTR

Madhu Sapre and Dimple Kapadia - Sapadriya? (Another for the Tam-only crowd)

V.R.V.Singh and Ronnie Screwvala - V.R.Screwing
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16 comments:

  1. ShrutiJanuary 15, 2007 at 12:13 PM

    Katrina Kaif and Salman Khan- Katman

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  2. FleigerJanuary 15, 2007 at 12:57 PM

    An old couple:
    Dharmendra and Hema Malini - Dharmalini/Dharmamalini....

    And given the names you have given, I think you agree with me it should be "Aishek" if we follow patriarchal traditions.

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  3. AnandJanuary 15, 2007 at 2:27 PM

    MG Ramachandran and Janaki were called Ramki? Egad!
    And thank god Kamalaka split up!

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  4. AnandJanuary 15, 2007 at 2:30 PM

    And I thought Asin and Vikram were called Akram!

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  5. RavagesJanuary 16, 2007 at 2:38 AM

    How come Simbu + Nayantara get no mention? 'Suyambu'?

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 16, 2007 at 2:56 AM

    "I.M.Vijayan and U.R.Ananthamurthy -V.R.Gay "

    Ultimate ! you have made my day !

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  7. Anand RamachandranJanuary 16, 2007 at 4:58 AM

    Kamalahasan and Meena - Kameena

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  8. Nariyal ChutneyJanuary 16, 2007 at 1:12 PM

    Mohanlal and Mamootty - Moootty

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  9. KiJanuary 16, 2007 at 1:13 PM

    Kushbu +Sekar = Kusukar

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  10. RamananJanuary 18, 2007 at 8:49 AM

    Ashwaraya + Abhishek != Asshake ?

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  11. gautamghoshJanuary 19, 2007 at 5:12 PM

    Salman+Katrina = Salkat /Katsal ?

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  12. iibollywood.com » Blog Archive » Aishwarya and AbhishekJanuary 19, 2007 at 5:22 PM

    [...] phrase “also known as Abhiwarya.” Noooooooo… Update 2: Anand Ramachandran makes a list of Desi Brangelinas. Sensible is a masterstroke! I can already picture the two of them [...]

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  13. gossiptable.com » Aishwarya and AbhishekJanuary 20, 2007 at 8:00 AM

    [...] 2: Anand Ramachandran makes a list of Desi Brangelinas. Sensible is a masterstroke! I can already picture the two of them [...]

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  14. psaignnnJanuary 24, 2007 at 10:03 AM

    T.Rajendhar and Vijayashanthi = Rajathi
    Ambarish and Usha Uthup = Ambush
    Pandiarajan and K.R.Vijaya = Paya
    Vadivelu and Mayawati = Aaya

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  15. inisJanuary 31, 2007 at 10:54 AM

    Rahul and saurav - Rasa
    Dravid and Ganguly - Ravan or Dragan
    Sachin and harbhajan - Achar
    Tendulkar and Singh - Tensing

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  16. ZeroFebruary 28, 2007 at 11:01 AM

    Hilarious! Thanks for a hearty laugh, sir!

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